Thursday, August 28
The Onion
The War For The White House Gala Event w/ Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Eugene Mirman, Neil Hamburger & Friends, DJs boyhollow & Tyler "Danger" Jacobson.
9:00 PM – 2:00 AM
No Cover
Ages: 21+
This party is Free but you must RSVP.
To RSVP, email vip@theonion.com with “Onion DNC party” in the subject and your name in the email body. RSVP admits one guest. No exceptions. Space is limited. You will receive an email confirming your RSVP.
Ted Leo + Pharmacists
Theodore Francis “Ted” Leo (born September 11, 1970, in South Bend, Indiana) is an American punk rock singer, songwriter and guitarist. Leo has played with many bands, including Citizens Arrest, Chisel, the Sin-Eaters, and Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, his current group.
Leo grew up in Bloomfie… Read More…
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirman is a Russian-born American comedian, writer, and film maker, who is based in New York City. Mirman attended Lexington High School in Lexington, MA, and later Hampshire College in Western Massachusetts.
Mirman has appeared on several TV shows, including Late Night With Conan… Read More…
Neil Hamburger
Hamburger’s jokes range from variations of “Why did the chicken cross the road?” to celebrity targets, such as Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Diana, Princess of Wales, to jokes about his ex-wife. His pacing is off, and he clears his throat nonstop through his entire… Read More…
Tyler "Danger" Jacobson
Born and raised in Denver and the outlying suburbs, Tyler is still a man of the world (if the world is isolated to the Denver – Metro area). At the age of 12 (or something like that), Tyler first heard The Polecats on the local video show Teletunes. From then on, it was good music by obscure band… Read More…
Boyhollow
Born in 1972, at the close of the Vietnam War, Michael never had the opportunity to experience the hippy movement while it was still valid and had some form of meaning behind it. For this reason, he never developed a taste for such bands as “The Grateful Dead” and “Phish”, and he is still trying … Read More…